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Off Camera
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Kimberly
Williams has never been a normal person.
One would guess that her journey would be a unique one due to the fact
that she was raised not by her own mother in a loving home but by a sociopath,
off the radar, out in the middle of nowhere and away from any and all social
interactions. Only recently, in her late
twenties, did the identical twin of Marie Annabelle Jones decide that she
wanted some sense of normalcy. But even
‘normal’ wouldn’t exactly be the kind of normal that society would expect. Those close to her have gotten used to most
of Kimberly’s unusual quirks. It’s just
a case of Kimberly being Kimberly, they say.
Even Marie herself has grown to accept that there are certain things
about her twin sister that will never change.
Normal for Kimberly may not be true normalcy but it is as close to
normal as The Woman Scorned will ever get.
“He is bad news, Kim!”
That doesn’t
mean Marie has to approve of everything her twin sister does. For instance, Kimberly Williams, a
self-described sociopath, has a boyfriend.
And it isn’t just any boyfriend, this is her very first boyfriend. Being raised off the grid by a sociopath,
away from civilization, Kimberly never had the chance to get to know anyone or
meet anyone that she could form any romantic bond with. She also never got to practice any true
social skills, thus why she is as unique as she is today. So it should come as to no surprise that her
boyfriend is also a very unique individual as well.
John Ortiz
is, for lack of a better description, the male equivalent to Kimberly
Williams. He is also a self-described
sociopath and, thus far, has proven to be much smarter than Kimberly. Ortiz has also taken a shine to Kim. He chose her to be his “companion”; his term
for girlfriend. Kimberly is ok with the
arrangement and she is head over heels in love with the man.
Marie,
however, has a bad feeling about Mr. John Ortiz and is making her feelings
known in the living room of her Boston, Massachusetts home. She is pacing the floor in front of the sofa
where Kimberly is lying down, stretched out in full, staring at a picture of
none other than herself with John Ortiz.
“He’s drugged you twice, raped you…”
“Wrong…it was consensual, sis…”
“You say so.”
“Isn’t that what consent it?” Kim says,
looking over at Marie and winking playfully.
“Quit playing games!” Marie says,
getting more and more agitated with her identical twin sister. “He’s drugged you and had sex with you,
consent or not is up in the air…”
“And that’s what made me fall in love with
him!” Kimberly says as she rubs her face against the photograph. “Damn he’s a stud!”
“So you’re attracted to rapists? Go it.”
“You’re overreacting, Marie.” Kim swings
her legs over the side of the sofa and sits up, placing the photograph down
next to her. Kimberly looks up into her sister’s eyes. “It was
one hundred percent consensual. We had a
blast together!”
“I doubt that.”
“Regardless of what you doubt, you still
have to admit that my tastes are rather different because I am a different
person. My taste in men will be
different from yours.”
“Clearly,” Marie rolls her eyes “what else can you tell me that is painfully
true? I mean, why couldn’t you fall in
love with a good guy. Someone like
Arthur?”
“Your husband?” Kimberly snickers. “Didn’t I sleep with him once? Or twice?”
“Yes, because you were impersonating me!”
“True, but you know what?”
“What?” Marie asks, placing her hands on
her hips.
“I only did it for the thrill, sweetie.”
Kimberly stands up, getting nose to nose with her identical twin sister. She winks. “I do shit like that for the thrill of the moment, just to see what
would happen if or when I got caught.
It’s similar to the rush dare devils feel when they jump out of
airplanes or jump over flaming motorcycles or shit like that.”
“Only you do it by impersonating my life.”
Marie sighs.
“Exactly, and by throwing things at old
people, but the point is I do it for the thrill. That’s why I slept with Arthur and kissed him
and shit like that. I never felt any
actual romantic feelings for him. He was
actually quite a dull little boy, if you ask me.”
“Man!” Marie insists, stomping her foot
angrily.
“Boy…” Kimberly snickers “…but with John Ortiz it’s different. I actually feel something with him that I’ve
never felt before, an emotion I’ve never felt before…”
“And you think that emotion is love?”
“Of course it is!” Kimberly insists. “What else could it be?”
Marie sighs
and shakes her head. “Look, Kim, just be
careful. There is a big difference
between LOVE and LUST…”
“Ok, mom!” Kimberly laughs as she falls
backward back down onto the sofa. “Seriously? You do sound like mom.”
“And how would you know? You were never around her growing up.”
Marie says with a smirk.
“Ok, you got me there, but that does sound
so much like a ‘mom’ thing to say.”
“Maybe it’s because I am a mother and I
instinctually know trouble when I see it.
And maybe it’s because I just care about you, Kim. I don’t want you to get hurt.”
“Look, it’s touching that you care; it
really is. But I’m not sure I buy that
whole maternal instinct garbage.
Besides, even if it were true, how could you say you know trouble when
you see it when you’ve never even met him?”
“Um…” Marie shrugs her shoulders.
“Exactly.
Why don’t you meet him first? You and Arthur both. Then tell me what you
think of him.”
“Ok,” Marie nods her head “I can agree to that.”
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On Camera
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NO! NO! NO!
I want to
team with Mika! I won’t team with…
…
…wait, is
this thing on? Shit. Uh, let me try again…
No!
NO! NO! NO!
I want to
team with Mika! But you know what? Peyton Rice makes a pretty damn good tag team
partner as well. I remember the time she
and I went head to head in the semi-finals of the Emerge championship
tournament. I told her that her
perfection couldn’t handle the chaos. I
told her that she couldn’t survive when chaos came calling. The truth is, deep down inside, I suspected
that she had a little something special…call it the heart of a warrior or a
little bit of sadism…I prefer the latter, personally…but I knew she had
something there that could carry her through the chaos. She just had to reach down and find it. I didn’t think she could reach down and find
it but I was damn sure going to push her to her limit and try to make her find
it.
She proved
me wrong. She did find that something
special necessary to overcome the chaos.
And she overcame the chaos twice; the chaos of yours truly and then the
chaos of Invasion when everything imaginable under the sun tried to prevent her
from becoming Emerge Champion.
In short,
Peyton Rice did earn my respect.
Now don’t
get the wrong idea. I’m not on the Peyton Rice Bandwagon like all of the
coattail riders, creepy stalkers, and sexual predators whose names rhyme with
Mason Rillinger. But I do respect her
and I have no problem fighting by her side on this next show, especially if it
means showing the world that I deserve the next shot at the Emerge
Championship.
Yeah,
Peyton, I kinda sorta think we should beat the holy hell out of each other
again! Doesn’t that sound just nifty?
The problem
is, Kandis and Dylan Cent are in my way.
Kandis, I
got no beef with you girl. In fact, I
kinda like you. You’re a victim of
circumstance. You defended Dylan “I Got
No” Cents on social media and thus you are now his tag team partner! His BFF!
His bestie! The Guardian of his Galaxy!
Yeah, the
almighty twitter gods deemed that you must suffer the fate of being Dylan’s tag
team partner. All because you dared to
type something in the message line and hit “enter”….I mean, that’s pretty much
why you’re here. So yeah, good luck
Kandis. I don’t have any problems with
you, I won’t have any problems after the show is over. Hell, you can buy me a
drink after my team wins!
Then there’s
your temporary BFF.
Dylan Cent,
you DO have a problem because you somehow think you should get the next Emerge
Championship Match. And I admit, I feel
your pain. Nine times out of ten the
referee’s decision is final. Only in rare occasions does the referee…or in this
case a General Manager… decide to change their mind.
Why the hell
don’t people learn? Once you are
announced as the winner, RUN AWAY! Take
the title and run away before a referee or a general manager or any other
authority figure can call you back to the ring and reverse the decision. They can’t restart the match if you’re
already in your car leaving the parking lot, right? Just leave, Dylan! Next time you win a title,
don’t wait around and celebrate. Just leave!
Unfortunately,
you’re going to have to wait to get your opportunity. I have decided that I want the first shot and
despite how bad I feel for you and your situation, I’m still going to take that
opportunity away from you. If it means
making you physically unable to claim the first shot then so be it.
Hell hath no
fury like The Woman Scorned, and my fury will carry the day.
Wait…that
sounds too damn corny…
Hell hath no
fury like The Woman Scorned, and that fury will reign supreme!
Shit. That was worse. Ah fuck it, let’s just wrap this up with the
typical nasty, mean shit I’m supposed to say.
I WILL
DESTROY YOU! MAIM YOU! END YOU!
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
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